Time to put the facts in order and kill off the noodle myths!
One day, when Radio Dan and I came into a wind-fall of money (probably near tax return season) we decided to go down the tourist attraction of a mall to get ourselves a digital camera. Now, if you know anything about South Florida then you have heard of The Sawgrass Mills Mall. This mall is so big they even built a toll road for easy, but expensive, access. I think this mall is something ridiculous like a mile long, doubled because of the looping construction. It is "shaped" like an alligator to make it even more Florida lame and it is filled with outlet stores (which is the good thing about it). Now, there is a south Florida store located in the Sawgrass Mills mall called Brandsmart USA (obviously they have high hopes or it would be called Brandsmart Florida!) and they are the place you go to get inexpensive electronics. They are like the legitimate fell-off-the-back-of-a-truck place to buy anything that takes electricity, seriously, you can get things for almost 1/2 the price that you see advertized anywhere else...the catch? The sales people. They are like PARANA'S! You can't even glance at something without having one of them scoot up next to you offering to tell you all about it, then, it's like they are wolves in two ways...first, it's like you've mated with them for life because they will follow you EVERYWHERE you go in the store, and I'm not talking about from afar, I'm talking like, 1 foot away from you. You can't even back up too quick or you'll bump into them. 2nd, they attack you once you stop to look at something and practically take your wallet from you. They must work on quantity not $'s because it doesn't even matter what you're looking at, it could be something that costs $1 and they are all over it.
So, Dan and I decided to take our, probably extra 75 bucks or so, and blow it all on some newer technology. So we go to Brandsmart USA, survive the Brandsmart feeding and emerge with a brand new (slightly hot) Digital Camera. So, we deiced to get some mall food and look at our brand new acquisition. Now, I don't know if this is well known or not, but I loves me some SPICE and I took advantage of you-eat-here-and-I'll-eat-there situation and decided to get me some Popeye's Dirty Rice (YUM!). So, while I'm enjoying my Popeye's Dirty RICE I notice that Dan is really studying the digital camera. I think, good, you figure it out, I'll eat my rice and then you explain to me how to use it later. Well, unbeknownst to me, not only did this little gem of a camera take wonderful pictures but it also took VIDEO! Who knew such a thing?? Well, I shortly figured it out (probably cause Dan finally let the cat out of the bag) and was thinking, Do I really put my pinky finger out when I use a fork?? Another thing I never thought would happen...everyone seeing me eating Popeye's Dirty RICE on the internet. How dopey!
So that is the complete story of Jessica Eating Rice.